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Ya’ know how sometimes you get a gnarly
scab on your leg? You want to scratch it, but you know that just
like every other time you’ve scratch one, it will result in a bloody
mess.
Well, like many of you I’m sure, I have this urge to see
Mexican wrestlers participating in American wrestling events. I
love lucha libre, and I want to believe that if the American wrestling
fans could just get a glimpse of some great lucha action, they too would
love it. So, like a scab-picking fiend, I keep hoping for an
American fed to give luchadores a chance, knowing full well that it
won’t end well.
It was announced last week that NWA-TNA would be bringing in
Shocker and Negro Casas (why Negro, rather than Ultimo Guerrero or
Vampiro is beyond me, but that’s an article for another day) for a
X-Division 4-way match. My heart lit up, and calls were made to
ensure that I would be able to watch the following weeks NWA PPV.
The hands of fate intervened however, and before I could fully get my
hopes up, it was announced that Shocker and Casas had pulled out of the
engagement.
Ahhh, fuck it. At least I don’t have to sit through their
corny-ass PPV, right? Although I was a little disappointed that a
potential opportunity for ‘1000% Guapo’ t-shirts to sweep the nation
had been missed, I knew that it was probably for the best.
That’s when the sweet smell of controversy filled the air.
Exactly why wouldn’t Shocker and Negro Casas be appearing on the show?
A nation of lucha fanboys wanted to know, resulting in several
conflicting reports.
In his PWBTS column, Bob Barnett reported that Shocker and Negro
had been booked to lose in the 4-way match against their less
experienced opponents. I’m not going to tell you that they
shouldn’t do the job just because they’re huge stars in Mexico, but
it really does make no sense for Shocker or Negro to fly all the way to
Nashville just to look bad. Besides, Shocker is one talented son
of a bitch, so why not give him a shot to get over with the fans.
Would it really kill them to have at least one over Mexican on the
roster?
It is also been rumored that Paco Alanso, the CMLL head booker,
requested them to drop the NWA show for similar reasons. If it’s
true then I say “good move, hermano.” It’s bad enough what
TNA did to Nicho’s US credibility when he did a few embarrassing jobs
for them in their early shows. No need to fuck up Shockers groove
too, jerks.
Contrary to these reports, Dave Meltzer claims that the
luchadores’ decision had nothing to do with the outcome of the actual
match. Well, I’d like to believe that, but it would require an
explanation of the actual reason. Maybe it’s printed in one of
his newsletters, but I’ll be damned if I know anybody with a
subscription.
As the internet began to receive all of these reports, TNA
cheerleader Jeremy Borash has since defended his company, claiming that
Shocker would have reigned victorious on Wednesday. Again, I’d
like to believe it, but am instead left pondering the possibilities that
could have been.
Although I don’t have faith in NWA-TNA at
this point, I’d like them to know that it’s not to late to save
face. Book a lucha libre exhibition match on an upcoming show.
Get the Guerreros Del Infierno to show off some of their 3-man
submission moves, or let Ricky Marvin and Virus tear the building down,
or maybe give La Parka and Wagner Jr. ten minutes to…
(Sigh)…fucking scabs.
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I can't speak for the rest of the country, but California is drenched in
lucha libre right now. No doubt aided by Rey Mysterio Jr and Mucha
Lucha on TV, promoters seem to be a little more confident in booking
lucha-oriented shows here, and I'm having more fun than a monkey in a
beat-off contest. If I hadn't put off this update for so long, I
could've hyped up the FMLL show that'll be taking place San Jose this
Saturday (7/12). It's not every weekend that cats like Mil
Mascaras, La Parka, and Rey Misterio visit the Bay Area, so check it out
if you can.
IWRG Intercontinental Champion, and Osama Bin Laden's favorite
Mexican, Scorpio Jr will be in San Francisco on August 3rd, defending
his title against former IWRG bad ass, Rockero Del Diablo. Califa
LLE and Pro Wrestling Iron will be co-promoting the show, which will
also feature The Spanish Announce Team versus B-Boy and Lil' Cholo.
More details about this show should be available in the next few days,
so check back next week for the skinny. Until then, Viva La Lucha
Libre!
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