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The best of Lucha Rock!
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"Don't need a son to carry his name...he's a God to me!"
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I love pro wrestling. I love it. I can’t say that I love the internet, but circumstances would have me on internet for about 8 hours a day. I tend to read a lot of wrestling news online. Probably too damn much, to be honest. And occasionally, I find myself a little too wrapped up in the rumors and speculation and whatnot, and feel like
a massive tool. This makes me even more grateful for songs like the one featured today. The Secretions obviously have a love for pro wrestling, as well. But rather than express it by creating a stupid web page, they make epic songs about plancha-delivering masked Mexicans. And now, any time I need to back away from the internet wrestling scene, I can just grab myself a tasty beverage and play this bad motherfucker until I get deported. As you may recall, Los Secretions were the golden voiced minstrels that brought us The Official Theme Song of Lucha Libre a while back, paying tribute to the sports’ greatest legends. This time ‘round, they’ve got a message for all naïve mortals that would be foolish enough to ‘fuck’ with the man of a thousand masks, Mil Mascaras. The song begins with classy, Mexican surf rock, which acts as entrance music for the actual song. Once ‘in the ring,’ Mil begins destroying any would-be opponents over some fast paced, hardcore drums. The chorus quickly gets to the point, prompting listeners to chant along, and is a great excuse to shout Spanish obscenities. And once the dust clears, Mil makes an extravagant exit, also with its’ own theme. As far as lucha rock classics go, this track is second to none. As a matter of fact, if any of Mil’s acquaintances happen to be reading this, get the man a copy and insist that he uses it as entrance music whenever he wrestles in America. Us internet wrestling doofuses totally mark out for little things like that. Download the "Mil Mascaras" mp3 Visit The Secretions official site:
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