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The best of Lucha Rock!
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Punk Rock and Pro Wrestling!
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"Anyone who knows anything about anything knows punk rock and
professional wrestling exist on the same cultural plane. They have the
following traits and similarities: a good gimmick will make up for a
lack of talent * cute girls don't need talent to succeed * the audience
loves bloodshed * the more a performer appears to be in pain, the more
convincing the entertainment * performers usually brag about being
tougher than other performers * there's always some asshole in the crowd
saying "I could do that!" * the chances are high your parents
hate both * old fuckers usually talk about how things wre better
"back in the day" just because they suck by today's standards
* you can wear a mask if you're ugly * on the whole, the British suck at
both * when a band-mate or tag-tam partner stabs you in the back, it
fucks everything up!"
-El Flaco Loco, leader of the Lucha Libre Mafia
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